toasterlock:

the-doors-are-closed:

A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.

god bless butt plug gnome

october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

everking:

wwould you hold fuckin still

paperpie:

I’m having trouble getting excited for the Oscars because a part of me knows they will never be as good as last year’s. Remember when Dave Strider showed up with Rose Lalonde, and everyone thought that meant he was working on a film adaptation of Complacency of the Learned? Guess we were wrong about that. I still totally think they look like they could be brother and sister.

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monsieurdorito:

the sheer beauty

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officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)

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pyonkotchi:

Straight boy: what are you wearing ;)
Me: a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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turntechskullkid:

DAVE: if i never see you again i just wanted you to know 
DAVE: its been real man 
DAVE: you were always there for me 
DAVE: you shared my darkest hours 
DAVE: my deepest secrets 
DAVE: and ill never fucking forget it 

x

At long last, I got to get a shoot with my favorite Mayor ever! We first wanted to get a shoot as these two at Holiday Matsuri around a year ago, but we had to postpone it until this past Anime Weekend Atlanta!

This may be one photoset of many. We’ll see.

Dave | Wayward Vagabond | Photographer

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sonicomod:

foreveralone-lyguy:

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

look at its haircut haha nerd

elvishness:

height difference is my weakness…i may have exaggerated it a little bit ๑´ㅂ`๑)

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porfavor-inserte-nombre-aqui:

evaleeper:

stunningpicture:

Well I mean if it’s for Jesus…

If I say this to a Christian will it make their head explode like when you tell a robot a paradox

i need that in a shirt

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vaginal-erection:

same

gnacat-draws-stuff:

I am a beginner with animating in photoshop and John doesn’t react properly. Like. Dude. Fucking blush already. You’re embarrassing.
Look at Dave he’s doing it right! Can you not bully the boy that gathered all his courage and was about to confess to you before you started to make fun of him. John you dick. Children are mean.

EB: i still think that was so worth it.
TG: good because you deserved it
EB: which one?
TG: both
EB: awwww dave!
TG: i know im fucking adorable

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madohomos:

nsfw drawings of my otps where they’re smiling and laughing during sex

image

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